JackassRuss is back on blog(i think) ^_^

Well as you can see I am back here again(probably much nothing to do).. I have decided to come back to blog and write my heart's content(I think).. Well yesterdaY at school after i have decided on what to eat(well its always the same anyways).. Suddenly I had a stomach ache.. The unbearable pain(elaborating) was killing me.. So i waited for 10.30am where the toilets would be empty.. Then I asked my history teacher if i could go to toilet.. I said I SAKIT PERUT..then she says sakit apa.. I hate to repeat myself but i said it again SAKIT PERUT adding I WAN TO PANG SAI LAH! PANGSAI YOU KNOW? Well you don't need me to say what happens next.. Its 18sx so i guess i can't explain it to you all.. but i can tell u all one thing.. All the toilet walls are covered with.... use your imaginations.. So after that lets talk about what happened at home.. So i was going to pee.. Then (I NOT KAKI KEJANG AND THE URINE FLY EVERYWHERE AR!) i saw a cockroach.. I stepped on it with my feet..argh the CRUNCHING sound was like i stepped on a biscuit or something... Then i played the computer for awhile( the least is 3hours) then i gotta tuition.. damn rush on Thursday~ 4-6pm one tuition and 7-9pm one tuition.. I DAMN like the 7-9pm tuition which is accounts.. Its not that I am in to accounts or anythin.. its just that..Erm..Erm.. there are loads of beautiful girl... sadly none have the curves I would like to see.. Well its not completely sad.. hehe...

Well when i got home from tuition.. I went to play with my nephew.. He would kiss anyone who gave him sweets(including a scary looking me).. haha.. I then surf the internet.. And went to Facebook and look at my group called ANTI-WRONG which is used for one and only one goal.. DESTROY AND BANISH EVERYTHING THAT IS..WRONG错~ So called PRO in tennis and where badminton court is his land.. Me and my friends would gladly kill him in th badminton court.. Well this guy is old and you might not see it in him but he is actually very very really proud.. He said every guy in our school is useless.. Every guy in out country is useless.. Its as if the is a GAY or something.. So not cool..

Well i woke up today because I dropped from my bed (well don't laugh)... Then i feel like writing blog so there you are DEAD blog REVIVED!

yours truly~

JackassRuss aka BS

Quote : Old doesn't mean you can't have fun..

Is It true?

wtf.. juz write shuang nia wahahahaha! I think i gonna be back and then gone for a while then back again like the ferris wheel or circle of life~ Ok lets get back the real deal. . Dont you think it's funny how you got a lot of friends but somehow you are separated for a period of time then an invisible wall will form between you and your friends? Though you are friends, you act like complete strangers in front of each other.. thats how i feel when i see some friends that I havent meet for a long time.. so i am №浪迹[天涯] aka Russell so called the BS~

You Dont do the crime If you can't do the time

Nice catch phrase eh?

Your life's greatest enemy!

Your life's greatest enemy is not strongest , smartest or richest people.. Strong ppl are often weak in studies like most football player and basketball players.. smart people are weak in sports and heavy work.. richest are stingy to help the poor although they hav loads of money

The greatest enemy is none other than yourself.. writing blog , play friendster, facebook, online games reflects your personal life.. I admit that i am very LanC... but LanC as i am , i still manage to help others and better myself(well not in studies anyways) enough about me.. lets continue our story.. ourself being the greatest enemy is actually not something easy to conquer.. first we have to conquer our fears , doubt and weaknesses.. and only with friends , trust and believes that we can conquer ourselves.. Friends are an important part of life...True friends help us through many hardships and difficulties we may face in life... not like my shitbag friend... he's a smart guy but a bit erm...how do i say this err.. CRAZY... hehe.. i mean it... almost nobody wanna be friends with him coz he sometimes hit you... scared eh?!

   Well once upon a time , He and JD fought.. he hit JD and JD got engulfed by the fiery flames of anger, took the wooden duster and hit his head a few times.. The shitbag's head bleed like u open pipe water to water plants.. its freaking AWESOME ... then he just sat there holding his head.. then he looked at his head and says ' i'm bleeding' then we ask him if he want to go to the principal's office and he said 'I'm fine.. just leave me alone'.. what a freaky guy...

Ok... once again back to my story... as i said friends are important.. but don simply go choose a LALA friend... they aren't trustworthy.. only true friends will help you if u land in big trouble or in a mess... 

  so you will just have to trust me if you be my friend... maybe i'm a good guy who'll help you or maybe hmm... MWAHAHAHAHA!

Happiest 5seconds of the year~

Last Saturday.. i saw a wonderful person smiling for a whole seconds.. When i was tuitioning I suddenly had a feeling that I would see a special person after tuition.. I actually brought my God of War version playstation portable to tuition.. inside keep play game nia.. but the feeling wont go away so i was feeling nervous because I don't know who I'll meet... so when tuition ended i was urging to go out of class but my friend like TURTLE so I talked with my other friend about maple as always... all he thinks about is maple.. Finally when i reach the door , my shot out to see who i was going to see.. when i got out i caught sight of a wonderful person smiling for 5seconds.. then guess wat happened? I gotta find my shoe and get out of the class.. the IRONY .. oh well live is unfair... we are fated to do something prepared by God... i think i will not see anything even wonderful for the year... Thats IT!!

As professor Russell-L says

life is like a circle created by god like man created a circus for animals to perform

The Happiest 5seconds of the year

那个死老头以为他几岁？

他妈的！我第一次遇见这种情况。。发生什么事？好，我跟你们讲...这个人已经50岁++了。。还要穿什么童子军的衣服。。真是笑死人。。不要怪我华语烂，因为我华语就是这么烂！！！没办法啦～ 还有更好笑的是他还学跳舞，跳舞好像一块木，还要自己笑自己。。过后还在班上吊自己说自己是更残废过废人。。他不可以只是骂自己，他就看着我们然后说你们也是更废过废人。。不懂他是什么人来的。。

我朋友是Waitress!?

昨天我去MEXICA... 我看见一个很熟的面孔，又长得矮。。我想下在我朋友之间，谁是矮的。。后来我想到了。。原来是Purple Star..<T_T。。我也看到我朋友阿Low在哪儿倒酒。。要跑来跑去真辛苦。。

你好也Purple Star!!!